Meet the Moshettes
- Jessica - Stylist
What is your favorite word?
Ewe
What is your least favorite word?
Words that begin with a "P" and have a second "P" in them like purple, proprietor, people........
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Sparkling Bubbly
What turns you off?
Most things. Onions, especially.
What sound or noise do you love?
Delilah, of course. Baby making music!
What sound or noise do you hate?
slurping
What is your favorite curse word?
it's unprintable.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A sharkspert.
What profession would you not like to do?
be a heterosexual porn star.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Hi, Jess. I'm Rodney Dangerfield!"
- Tara - esthetician
What is your favorite word?
hodgepodge
What is your least favorite word?
the "C" word, yuck!
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
books, music, art, movies
What turns you off?
D-bags
What sound or noise do you love?
the ocean
What sound or noise do you hate?
repetitive clicking noises
What is your favorite curse word?
fudge!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
ballerina
What profession would you not like to do?
butcher
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I sure did break the mold with this one!"
- Catlin - Stylist
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What is your favorite word?
epiphany
What is your least favorite word?
Bono or Sting (can’t decide)
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Biographies, autobiographies, filmographies, biopics, lifetime movies.
What turns you off?
swingers, baby!
What is your favorite curse word?
douchebag
What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of anything I can nap to.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Kathleen Turner; dripping faucets (is that redundant?)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
dictator. Oh, other than my own? Clarice Starling-type serial killerologist
What profession would you not like to do?
Host a super sh**ty talk show and have to pretend I’m not a douchebag (refer to above)
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
May I introduce you to the Marchesa Casati, Paul Lynde, Christine Jorgenson, Patrick Dennis, and Brenda Frazier. Oh, and Bono and Sting can’t make it……I’ve had to send them to hell for crimes against art and esthetics (refer to above).
- Mary - Stylist
What is your favorite word?
gossamer
What is your least favorite word?
"ugh" or "um"
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A really amazing dj... oh, and burning the man
What turns you off?
Passive aggressive peeps
What is your favorite curse word?
f**kered
What sound or noise do you love?
the sound subway cars make on the tracks
What sound or noise do you hate?
gum smacking
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
paranormal investigator
What profession would you not like to do?
anything involving a desk and computer for 8 hours a day
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Your friends are waiting for you at the bar, smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
- Karen - Stylist
What is your favorite word?
can your own name be your favorite word, or is that just too narcissistic?
What is your least favorite word?
funky
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
geeky, technical information.
What turns you off?
when a film director makes an allusion to an earlier scene, and decides that you're probably too dumb to remember what happened 45 minutes ago, and so feels the need to go and show you. geez louise.
What is your favorite curse word?
sh**balls
What sound or noise do you love?
since i probably can't answer the sound of my name being lovingly said, i'll go with the organ sound from pink floyd's "any colour you like."
What sound or noise do you hate?
someone rubbing a balloon. i can't take it.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
trapeze artist.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"hey, it's alright. with the overwhelming scientific evidence, i wouldn't have believed in me either."
- Julie - Stylist
What is your favorite word?
Dang
What is your least favorite word?
rural
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
my favorite song de jour
What turns you off?
backstabbers
What is your favorite curse word?
I am very fond of them all, they each serve a purpose
What sound or noise do you love?
Stella's laugh
What sound or noise do you hate?
squeaky styrofoam
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
an actress on Young & the Restless ( I would prefer to play a Newman)
What profession would you not like to do?
euthanize animals
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
here is your very own masseuse and psychiatrist
- Jaime - Stylist
What is your favorite word?
tie-skulk vs. wizard
What is your least favorite word?
moist
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
basic geometry, gradient / ombre color, sweet sweet music and the idea of calm
What turns you off?
how long can I go on?
What sound or noise do you love?
baby goo-goo's. whatever. don't judge.
What sound or noise do you hate?
my husbands farts.
What is your favorite curse word?
Goddamnit, Goddamnit.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
architect or dermatologist. city planner, maybe?
What profession would you not like to do?
triathlete, proofreader.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Please don't make me choose between "you were right literally every single time" and "everything you see before you is made of meringue. have at it."
- Kate - Girl Friday
What is your favorite word?
frou frou
What is your least favorite word?
nipple
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
big libraries and train tracks
What turns you off?
bullies
What sound or noise do you love?
Wicked Games by Chris Isaak and little kids with British accents
What sound or noise do you hate?
fingernails on fabric (like when someone is trying to scratch their leg through their jeans)
What is your favorite curse word?
bitchass.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
museum curator or taxidermist
What profession would you not like to do?
parole officer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Hey! You're awesome! Have fun in Heaven."
