forward thinking . inclusive . open . happy . invested . grounded . friendly . mentoring . team based . compassionate . honest . fun . evolving . transparent . established.

CATLIN

O W N E R // S T Y L I ST

Catlin works in Durham on Thursdays and at the Chapel Hill location on Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturdays.

What is your favorite word?
epiphany.

What is your least favorite word?
Bono or Sting (can’t decide).

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Biographies, autobiographies, filmographies, biopics, lifetime movies.

What turns you off?
swingers, baby!

What is your favorite curse word?
douchebag.

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of anything I can nap to.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Kathleen Turner; dripping faucets (is that redundant?)

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
dictator. Oh, other than my own? Clarice Starling-type serial killerologist.

What profession would you not like to do?
Host a super sh**ty talk show & have to pretend I’m not a douchebag (refer to above)

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
May I introduce you to the Marchesa Casati, Paul Lynde, Christine Jorgenson, Patrick Dennis, and Brenda Frazier. Oh, and Bono and Sting can’t make it……I’ve had to send them to hell for crimes against art and esthetics (refer to above).

GLORIA aka GLO

STYLIST

What is your favorite word?
Truly or yiis

What is your least favorite word?
Scrub

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Disco, cartoons, pastels, and things that are kawaii

What turns you off?
Egocentrism & U.S. History

What sound or noise do you love?
A funky bass-line or non-awkward silence …

What sound or noise do you hate?
Ominous knocking or when my tamagotchi dies.

What is your favorite curse word?
Assmunch

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Pastry artisan, a professional snacker, or a full-time crazy cat lady

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything w/ politics; it’s a no-go

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Hands over a mic- You’re up next

MAYA    FRONT OF HOUSE // CHAPEL HILL

MAYA

FRONT OF HOUSE // CHAPEL HILL

MARY

STYLIST // DURHAM

What is your favorite word?
gossamer.

What is your least favorite word?
"ugh" or "um."

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A really amazing dj... oh, and burning the man.

What turns you off?
Passive aggressive peeps.

What is your favorite curse word?
f**kered.

What sound or noise do you love?
the sound subway cars make on the tracks.

What sound or noise do you hate?
gum smacking.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
paranormal investigator.

What profession would you not like to do?
anything involving a desk and computer for 8 hours a day.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Your friends are waiting for you at the bar, smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"

CHELSEA    APPRENTICE    What is your favorite word?  Kismet.   What is your least favorite word?  Synergy.   What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?  Architecture, texture, cleanliness   What turns you off?  Littering.   What is your favorite curse word?  Twat.   What sound or noise do you love?  Crickets and trains.   What sound or noise do you hate?  My alarm.   What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Chef/Restaurateur   If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?  Your application for cat heaven has been accepted!

CHELSEA

APPRENTICE

What is your favorite word?
Kismet.

What is your least favorite word?
Synergy.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
Architecture, texture, cleanliness

What turns you off?
Littering.

What is your favorite curse word?
Twat.

What sound or noise do you love?
Crickets and trains.

What sound or noise do you hate?
My alarm.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Chef/Restaurateur

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Your application for cat heaven has been accepted!

EMMA

FRIEND

What is your favorite word?
Droid.

What is your least favorite word?
I can't even type it.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Buddies.

What turns you off?
Downers.

What sound or noise do you love?
cha-ching.

What sound or noise do you hate?
My alarm clock 2 early!

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuckingfuckcocksuckballfuckcrackbarf
suckgoddamnitmotherfuckerfuck.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Electrician.

What profession would you not like to do?
Zumba Teacher.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Great Job Flossing!

MACAIL

STYLIST // DURHAM

What is your favorite word?
Kiki.

What is your least favorite word?
Succulent.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Colors, Music, and Art.

What turns you off?
Rudeness.

What sound or noise do you love?
Nature at night & cats meowing or purring.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Hearing people chew their food.

What is your favorite curse word?
Twat.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Criminologist.

What profession would you not like to do?
Be a garbage picker-upper or kennel attendant.

MARTA    FRONT OF HOUSE // DURHAM    What is your favorite word?  Absolutely.   What is your least favorite word?  Curds.   What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?  Thank You Jesus lawn signs   What turns you off?  Lack of ambition   What is your favorite curse word?  Gosh Darn   What sound or noise do you love?  Summer thunderstorms.   What sound or noise do you hate?  Modern country.   What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Florist.   If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?  “Did you bring the PBR?”

MARTA

FRONT OF HOUSE // DURHAM

What is your favorite word?
Absolutely.

What is your least favorite word?
Curds.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
Thank You Jesus lawn signs

What turns you off?
Lack of ambition

What is your favorite curse word?
Gosh Darn

What sound or noise do you love?
Summer thunderstorms.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Modern country.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Florist.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Did you bring the PBR?”

NATALIE    FRONT OF HOUSE // CHAPEL HILL    What is your favorite word?  SNACKS.   What is your least favorite word?  Flaccid.   What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?  Birds!  What turns you off? Single-use plastics :(   What is your favorite curse word?  ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS   What sound or noise do you love?  The squeaks of the American Goldfinch!   What sound or noise do you hate?  The call of the European Starling.   What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Calligrapher   If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?  “HI, welcome to Hell.”

NATALIE

FRONT OF HOUSE // CHAPEL HILL

What is your favorite word?
SNACKS.

What is your least favorite word?
Flaccid.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
Birds!

What turns you off?
Single-use plastics :(

What is your favorite curse word?
ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS

What sound or noise do you love?
The squeaks of the American Goldfinch!

What sound or noise do you hate?
The call of the European Starling.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Calligrapher

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“HI, welcome to Hell.”

JOI

STYLIST// CHAPEL HILL

What is your favorite word?
Bullshit.

What is your least favorite word?
I'm sure I have one! Moist!.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Bright color combinations; and even the fall leaves changing are pretty rad.

What turns you off?
Inconsiderate people.

What sound or noise do you love?
I love the sound of thunder storms.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Any high pitched squeeling! Catlin's karaoke voice?

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Tattoo artist; even though I suck at drawing! Stick figure tattoos!

What profession would you not like to do?
Anything in the medical field.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
There's an unlimited supply of garlic mashed potatoes awaiting you!

ERICA    DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS    What is your favorite word?  “can’t even”   What is your least favorite word?  N/A   What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?  Dance   What turns you off?  Dirtiness   What is your favorite curse word?  I don’t curse   What sound or noise do you love?  Ocean   What sound or noise do you hate?  Geese   What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Dance   If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?  “Welcome Home.”

ERICA

DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS

What is your favorite word?
“can’t even”

What is your least favorite word?
N/A

What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
Dance

What turns you off?
Dirtiness

What is your favorite curse word?
I don’t curse

What sound or noise do you love?
Ocean

What sound or noise do you hate?
Geese

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Dance

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Welcome Home.”

ELYSE    STYLIST // CHAPEL HILL

ELYSE

STYLIST // CHAPEL HILL